You Might Be a Networkaholic If…

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You Might Be a Networkaholic If…

… you have a “Networkers Do it By Referral” bumper sticker.
… you ask the cop writing you a ticket for his card and offer to refer other speeders to him.
… your cat/dog/orangutan’s collar is made of business cards when you let him run at the park.
… all trick-or-treaters that come to your house receive candy with a full color brochure stapled to it.
… your neighbors all bring their out-of-town relatives in the back door… at 3 a.m.
… your car’s license plate reads TALK2ME.
… you bring waterproof laminated business cards to the beach.
… you meet your blind date with your day planner in hand.
… you insist that your spouse/significant other help you practice your handshake each morning.
… you start a “power snack” meeting group.
… you continue to “interface” with the doctors and operating room staff right up to surgery AND… the first words you say when you wake up from anesthesia are “Now where were we?”
… you borrow or rent a cute little dog so that unsuspecting strangers will say something or approach you AND… your attempt to rent a kid for the same reason leads to an awkward explanation to the police.
… you stuff your stadium horn with business cards and BLOW.
… you press the emergency stop button when the elevator is full.
… you send thank-you cards to the tax office.
… your child’s birthday party includes “List Your Family Members and Their Phone Numbers” placemats.

By Dan Reinhold of WAHumor.com